After the young couple had spent months and months searching for the perfect house, the wife calls her husband on the phone from a home she has just visited with a realtor...

wife: Honey, I found us the perfect house, and it's at a cut-throat price!

husband: Great! Where's it located?

wife: Uh, that's kind of a tiny problem...

husband: ... and?

wife: It's on a volca.. err mountain.

husband: That's GREAT! Give them the asking price! Is it mt st. helen? Because if it is, it should have a hell of a view!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

WHY DO PEOPLE LIVE ON VOLCANOS? ACTIVE ONES AT THAT???? PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.

Hearing:
Feeling: Loopy As Fuck
Stressing: Going to the Grocery.

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